just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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