We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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