The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
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then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
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