Porn is love you can see.
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
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whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
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where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
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