you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
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The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
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It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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