Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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