She's JV to your varsity
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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