Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
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Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
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Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
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