Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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