is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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