Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
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look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
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That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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