i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
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After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
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Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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