Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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