you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
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doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
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Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
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