remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
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It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
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He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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