I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
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I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
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Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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