is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
should my penis look like a turkey
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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