Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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