Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
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He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
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Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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