Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
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