and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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