can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
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