So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
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For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
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Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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