This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
How does it feel to date your dad?
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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