Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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