I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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