$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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