their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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