This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
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Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
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I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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