Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
he high fived his dick after we had sex
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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