you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
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He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
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Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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