is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
ok first of all what the fuck
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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