i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
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The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
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Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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