i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
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so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
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probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
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