I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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