So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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