I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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