I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
I have feelings that need drinking.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
Randomize
