And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
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