I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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