It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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