Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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