Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
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