I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
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My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
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How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
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