Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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