it's like her boobs came off with her bra
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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