I'll bet she douches with gravy.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
Randomize
