i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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