She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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