I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
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wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
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P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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