Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
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When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
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I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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