I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
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and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
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I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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