So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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