how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
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it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
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i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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