I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
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Do I have a choice?
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Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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