love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
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