She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
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This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
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My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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