i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
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